Here I was, la la la, looking online for some knitting patterns because yes, I am actually 67 years old, and I came across THIS:

                                                           

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, the sheer horror of it.  I swear this is the EXACT picture of every chi-mo alive.  Look at the dull, expressionless eyes.  The thin, yet refined molestache.  The thick, yet oddly well-groomed eyebrows.  The full, pouty lips…….?  Terrifying, yet mildy attractive.  Wait a minute!  I know who this looks like!!:

 Uncanny!

                                                             

                                                                                

                 

*author’s note:  the picture of Justin Timberlake has been altered.  Badly.  This is not a real picture of Justin Timberlake.  Good day.*